Pooperson = Shitty headed person.

A visit to the toilet that produces more sound than substance, much to the embarrassment of the flatulent defecator or defacatrix.

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.