Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee
Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!
by Potatoes confetti February 22, 2018
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Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick
“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”
by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020
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Those dumbass people who think K-pop is "too feminine" and "weird".
1: Don't say it. 2: I mean-- 1:Don't. Say. It. 2: I have a right to my own op-- 1: DON'T F*CKING SAY IT!!! 2: I'M GONNA F*CKING SAY IT!!! 1: FINE then. *sobs dramatically* Fine. 2: *whispers* I can barely tell Halsey and Jimin apart, man. Same hair color and everything. 1: We are no longer friends. I took and oath not to speak with K-poopers---
by Kitten Cordero September 16, 2020
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When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything
by Faid March 04, 2014
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A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.
by Imnothere560 December 06, 2013
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The act of spraying poop-ori on your butt so when you fart it smell like artificial canned tuna.
I just pulled a super pooper no one will know I sharted now
by Arifamlife November 06, 2020
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