Fecal matter caca poopy poo poo dung scat stool droppings; Funny in theory, not in practice.
Saying you are going to poop on your brother's pillow while he sleeps will buy you some laughs.

Actually pooping on your brother's pillow while he sleeps might just buy you a ticket on the crazy train that heads to the looney bin...
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a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.
The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.
by mike February 14, 2004
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Poops is this kid I went to high school with who pooped his pants in 6th grade and ever since then everyone calls him poops.
Hey poops why'd you poop yourself?
by Don Smelhorn April 02, 2003
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1. a rock solid or slimy peice of matter u can leave in the toilet for kindergarteners to look at.
2. something u call anyone.
3. something little kids think is a very naughty word...
1. "Ew...Chris left a piece of poop that looks like a banana!" "Wats it taste like?" "hold on, let me check."
2. Ryan, ur such a piece of poop.
3. "Aw..poop"
by Chet and Josh November 01, 2004
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