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when you're on the cusp of shitting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying
"I poop surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best shit of my life"
"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".
"have you ever tried poop surfing? Best shit of your life".
by elderlyworm March 27, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018