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A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.
by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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having poop on the penis after anal sex
Without proper cleaning, a bout with someones anus can leave you with poopdick.
by mamamomash March 20, 2003
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a dick covered in shit after anal sex
Dario got insane poop dick after fucking that chic in the ass.
by ejay :) December 21, 2002
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when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.
dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."
by spanky March 12, 2005
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The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.
I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.
by A. King. January 17, 2005
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when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.
1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.
by richard gailey November 19, 2005
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