A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004
The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.
by A. King. January 17, 2005
1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.
by richard gailey November 19, 2005
A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.
by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 07, 2003
by Paddy O' August 03, 2008
when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.
carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”
by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018
by Iadan and Ecilec February 03, 2009