After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.
Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"
by Kinkybastard5 May 29, 2010
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adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.
'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'
by Emyjo Ed January 09, 2007
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A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.
by PichasParchus February 11, 2019
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you have your girl friend shit on your chest and she feeds it to you with her feet. she stands beside you and uses her foot to pick up the poop and put it and her foot into your mouth.
She is a freak, she shit right on my chest then used her toes to pick it up piece by piece and put it into my mouth, making me clean em off everytime. i told my buddies about it and they now call me "poop deck pappy" cause my kid was runnin around while i told the story.
by s chamberlain snead October 04, 2004
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