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A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.
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