1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
by Rick Shanley August 02, 2003
Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021
Poontank: Variation of poontang relating to size of lady.
A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
by Thumb April 08, 2007
A feeling of frustration commonly found in people who have been deprived of sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.
"Mark had not had sex since breaking up with his girlfriend over a month ago and was beginning to feel poontankerous."
by Alison Marks August 02, 2008