Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"
by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021
Poontank: Variation of poontang relating to size of lady.
A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
A larger lady who dresses in the clothes that would fit a hot female but is repulsive due to her size, desperation and being a bit common.
by Thumb April 08, 2007
1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)
by Rick Shanley August 02, 2003