a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

When you have anal sex with a girl that hasn't gone to the toilet and your dick gets shat on.

when you dip your penis in poo

The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

A hairy fucker who has a penis covered in warts and fungus. Can also be someone who has a tremendous amount of STIs