someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.
man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
by rabidchia October 18, 2009
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A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc
Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!
by Scooter October 15, 2004
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A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.
Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.
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A term that describes men who see escorts regularly.

I haven't pooned in awhile, but I plan to return to my old pooner or pooning ways when I get paid.
by yoyodude May 17, 2008
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A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.
"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"
by Bourmanator June 05, 2009
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An unmistakably large penis.
With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.
by Wippert May 23, 2005
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