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1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.
1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"
by cpt bizarro November 07, 2007
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The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.
I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.
by FuckDIss July 01, 2011
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Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.
"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."
by glockmaster flash September 17, 2005
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A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person

Most people just say "pooned"
Damn man you just got POONED
by D3r3k May 17, 2005
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a phrase used by the members of comedy trio β€˜the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
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