1.Ashley pushed that little girl off her bike, smelled the seat therefore, she is a poon.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.
2.The dirty poon stole my bicycle seat.
by Mady June 8, 2004
"The poon soaked the mattress and made the room smelly."
"I pooned all over the kitchen table."
"There was poon on my face so I soaked it up with a towel."
"I knew she wasn't turned on because there was no proliferation of poon flowing from the vagina."
"I pooned all over the kitchen table."
"There was poon on my face so I soaked it up with a towel."
"I knew she wasn't turned on because there was no proliferation of poon flowing from the vagina."
by UrBaNiA March 29, 2004
An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.
by megamayne2011 January 9, 2011
1. Dude Terry has a nice poon
2. "Dude im getting poon tonight!"
"No your not, who are you gonna get poon from?"
"Emily dude, were gonna make out for sure
2. "Dude im getting poon tonight!"
"No your not, who are you gonna get poon from?"
"Emily dude, were gonna make out for sure
by Dylan O April 14, 2007
When your boyfriend is being an asshole.
You and your boyfriend are currently in different cities and haven't been able to see each other. Following disagreements and being blown off numerous times, you might express your frustration by exclaiming, "He is such a poon!"
by Caitlin Nicole September 9, 2006
did you get any poon last night?
by KatieLouise November 6, 2008
by Chris November 20, 2002