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A poomeister is someone who stores feces beneath their fupa for good luck.
"I can't believe how well Lily is playing on the court today."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."
by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 15, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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