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any man who is compromised either entirely or almost entirely of poo.
The pooman became surly because his signature was not up to its usual high standard.
by Frain June 06, 2007
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.
That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.
by not the pooman August 04, 2003
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normaly a boy named ronnie or craig will be called pooman for pooing him self in 6th grade and sticking up the class room
ahhh dude u jus did the pooman
by i love duddddddie October 07, 2009
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A person who takes the activity of draining to the extreme of exploring sanitary sewers.
"st00p is cool isn't he!"

"Yeah! He's a Poo Man of the highest calibre"
by Drain0r June 24, 2007
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