The act of inserting copious amounts of cocaine into the rectum of your partner then proceeding to have them fart it out into your face.
Me and my girlfriend Maggie did the powdered poof last night. Ended up looking like a 18th century monarch
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The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.
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An insult toward boys named Billy. Meaning stupid, ignorant, unfaithful, liar, untrustworthy.
Billy is a Douchy Poof
by (R)Caitland June 25, 2010
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super delicious cereal that makes you insane.
So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?
by Gypsychic February 28, 2008
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Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies
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When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch
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