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A common usuage for pewdiepie in games.
Cryspy: poods get out of the way!
Poods: no! Senpai noticed me!
by XxlelnotpoodsxX February 24, 2015
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Past tense of poo. I pood.
I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.
by tractor face February 14, 2005
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When you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. This occurs most often by mail.
1. You get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of poop. You've been poo'd.
2. You open your sock drawer and there is a turd on top of your beloved tube socks. You've been poo'd.
3. You get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. You've been poo'd.
by YouHaveBeenBad.com September 04, 2013
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A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.
Dave could stand to lose a few pood.
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
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A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.
"Ouch! That pood stung!!"
"Pssst, dude, I can see your pood"
"Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"
by Nickary Potato Jr November 01, 2018
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Short for pet name poodle.
Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy.

Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.
Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on."

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negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"
by pandajoi January 18, 2005
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