A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.
1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."

2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*
by Pfoenix December 03, 2014
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noun
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).

A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.

Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
Joe Leon is a poodle faker.
by cian January 23, 2004
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Obnoxious furry boots that trendy girls like to tuck their designer jeans into. They can be spotted at a variety of social gatherings in any type of climate, including the desert heat of Arizona.
It's going to be cold tonight. You might want to tuck your leggings into those new foot poodles your parents bought you for the holidays.
by SilentJrod November 19, 2010
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The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.
"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"
by LB2011 December 04, 2008
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(n.)& (adj.) Beautiful females, who are well dressed in expensive or expensive looking clothing, as in women you would find walking down 5th Avenue in New York City. These women are gorgeous, but often embody the snobby attitude that comes with wealth and privilege.
Yo son, check out these avenue poodles struttin' our way. The blond one is sexy as hell, but I bet she won't give me the time of day.
by the Trife Life December 11, 2009
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the act of madly, wildly dancing around the room with somebody. Spin the poodle involves grabbing your partner's hands and dancing in a crazy circle around with them. Most people recieve this unwillingly.
Amy: Jake, don't come near me, I can detect a spin the poodle from miles away
by Doukie February 16, 2009
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kind of like awesome possum but as a way of saying goodbye. usually used with a waggle of fingers:)
brad: see you later babe!
Janet: no.

Brad: toodle poodle! my sweet little poodle *waggles fingers*

Janet: no. *walks away*
ellenorla: *awkward jesus*
by ellenorla January 21, 2012
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