A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
A most amazing breed of dog owned and praised by the highest members of society through out human history. The poodle is regarded as the second most intelligent dog second only to the border collie whose disposition and physical exterior are out shinned by light years by the poodles elegant mannerisms and sense of calm. The poodle is skillful in many dog sports, including agility, obedience, tracking, and even herding and has taken first place more than any other breed. But poodles are not only the elegant show dogs portrayed by the media, poodles were once known as the best hunting dogs, hunting on both land and in water with the intelligence and beauty that accompanies everything a poodle does. The poodle, a dog usually associated with the upper crust of society, has just recently in the last few decades, made its way down the socioeconomic ladder and has proved its most outstanding quality yet. The poodle is now becoming known as the best house pet for its calming sweetness and adoration of its owner. You will not find a more well rounded, beautiful, intelligent dog than the poodle.
by hehe88888 September 03, 2010
This is a title used for a lesbian who transcends a Lipstick Lesbian in her level of high maintenance. It's possible she may have been a gay man in a previous life in her aesthetic tastes, love of high fashion and personal hygiene items. A Poodle is not afraid to embrace her inner femininity and actively seeks opportunities to wear a tiara. She abhors physical labor and all things that may make her "glow" (Poodles DO NOT sweat). It is possible that even in the breeders world a Poodle might be viewed as difficult to please and just a bit demanding...
Although not confirmed Portia de Rossi has all of the indications of being a Poodle. Lindsey Lohan is a Poodle puppy...
by msfranmc March 20, 2009
A younger man who deliberately pursues older women; a cougar-chaser; a kept male of the lapdog variety; subject of the hit songs "Just a Gigolo" and "I Wanna Be Your Dog". Often in the guise of an unsigned musician, college student, or barfly.
by Othniel77 March 02, 2010
stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.
allison: i know right he's so cute
tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?
stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom
tom: oh shit im a poodle
allison: i know right he's so cute
tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?
stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom
tom: oh shit im a poodle
by jasperjasper January 28, 2012
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