Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.
The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.
by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008
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When your pooch is just so gucci there poochi. Poochis are the best kind of dog to have. If you have even a little bit of swag and you have a pooch with swag that makes you the swagist person around. A poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.
DAUMMMM THATS SUCH A GUCCHI POOCH MUST ME A POOCHI!!!
A Poochi is a dog with a lot of swagger.
by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019
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It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.
Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.
by imactuallylonely January 30, 2016
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a nicer socially acceptable way to call someone a "bitch".
"Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies"

"Poochies?"

"Can't say 'bitches' no more. Its degrading"
by kayboogs June 12, 2014
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An last-ditch (and usually failed) effort to make something more "x-treme." Usually met with failure and disgust/hatred on the part of the audience.

Taken from an episode of The Simpsons where the creators of The Itchy and Scratchy Show add Poochie, a rapping surfer dog to the cast.
General Greivous was George Lucas' Poochie.
by JakeStar July 30, 2005
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a slang term used by men to call their women. Used as a "pet name" towards their girlfriends,wives,or just girls in general.
poochie get me the phone
poochie you are my one and only love!
by tyraaaaa October 19, 2009
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