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When your female dog has been cleaning herself and soon afterward wants to surprise you with a big, cooch smelling kiss on the mouth.
I was laying on the couch and got a pooch cooch smooch from Sophie and just about threw up!
by Beaver Skateboards October 03, 2009
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
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by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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