Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.

"Stay mad, poob person."

"ewwwwww there's a poob in my yogurt!"
"you flippin poob head!"
"grrrrrrr there's a poob on the toilet seat!"
"hey! where's my pet poob gone?"

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

Hello i am Poob

A shaved my poobs this morning.

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.