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Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.
I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.
by Kieron M May 24, 2008
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating
I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!
by seelindsey November 15, 2011
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