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n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
by homoguytom October 16, 2012
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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