Urban Dictionary: poo jam

Top definition

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

by santorini February 26, 2009

May 11 Word of the Day

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

the stuff that collects around your ass and gets stuck in the crack.

I was in the shower washing myself and noticed some poo jam around my ass.

by turbopants January 13, 2007

Someone who takes pleasure in cramming thier shit back up thier ass

She poojammed herself

by Bob February 18, 2004

A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.

Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.

by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021