A vagina smelling as if someone shit in it or tastes like shit. This usually happens when the female has just took a shit or she is the town bicycle.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.