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poo monkey
A dry, crusty
little piece
of excrement that firmly
grips
and
swings
from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
Showering
BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire
recipe
for poo
monkeys
.
by
Andrew Thompson
May 02, 2005
Get a
poo monkey
mug for your fish Vivek.
Jul 30 Word of the Day
water slapper
A
swimmer
A kid
in my
class
is a water slapper
by
jgyhsref
January 22, 2020
Get a
water slapper
mug for your Uncle Georges.
2
Poo Monkey
When you take a
poop
so
big that
it is the size of a
monkey
!!
Dude
go in
the bathroom
and
check out
my Poo Monkey
by
Mike McStoner
April 23, 2009
Get a
Poo Monkey
mug for your guy Trump.
3
Poomonkey
A nickname derived from a
shroom
and
boosh
filled
afternoon
. Can be shortened to "poomunks."
Person one: "
Alright
poomonkey
?"
Person two: "I need a
poo
!"
by
dumpypea
July 30, 2009
Get a
Poomonkey
mug for your Aunt Nathalie.