I was bored with shagging her in the pussy, so without warning i drove my pork sword into her poo cunt with a growl and she let out an almighy yelp before turning round and clubbing me round the face with a clenched fist, and hobbling about with a torn poo cunt.... bless her

1. Mary felt embarrassed when the front of her skirt blew up when she farted and dropped a Cunt Poo.

2. Ann had Irish skidmarks after a violent Cunt Poo.