A strange awkward little man, who is severly lacking is social skills. Has an affinity for robots and ninjas, maybe even as a lover. Has bowel problems and lovingly talks to his turds as they are flushed. Caution! He has the capability to become extremely violent if provoked.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A person that is very obsessed with poo, to the point they won't stop talking about it.