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When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.
by techno84 August 18, 2007
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.
Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
by Kenny_The_Australian March 08, 2009
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Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.
"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
by stevo June 16, 2009
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A very lazily awesomely immature person and only one person can fit it.
or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.
It will appear as a flying turd with wings,
And researchers think that that's what it is. A flying turd with bat wings.
or when a flying bat like thing, is covered in poo.
It will appear as a flying turd with wings,
And researchers think that that's what it is. A flying turd with bat wings.
by vladimere August 05, 2008