Urban Dictionary: ponti

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A British military expression/acronym standing for, "person of no tactical importance." Usually restricted to combat service support troops such as supplies, engineering maintenance and other non-combat troops. American equivalent is REMF

Used to describe someone of little use, neither use nor ornamnet

That man couldn't find his arse with both hands. He's a complete ponti.

by RFN March 05, 2008

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

ponti

A close word to words like own and pwn.

I ponti you! I got 20 ponti frags and you only got 2!

by Dheam January 20, 2006

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Ponti

Clueless monomaniacal buffoon.

That guy is such a ponti. He'll spend half an hour in the bathroom, in front of a mirror, combing his hair 'just so'; and then he'll walk out with toilet paper hanging from his open fly. (He thinks people are smiling because they're happy to see him)

by Ponti's Mother February 13, 2008

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