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a short fat penis also known as a chode
it’s okay he has a ponis”
by chonkymilf April 08, 2021
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!
That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!
by T-Bear VT July 07, 2009
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A ponytail on a guy.

Derived from POnytail + peNIS.
Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.
by isthisthingonorwhat March 30, 2005
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a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile
when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity
by johnny p March 23, 2003
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People Of No Influence. Person Of No Influence.
'He wants everyone to think he's the gatekeeper to the committee but he's just a PONI'
by habseligkeiten August 10, 2017
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