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When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."
by Emily Chester July 29, 2007
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.
Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell
by kevinhasahugeasswang February 05, 2008
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Also "poning noobies," meaning owning someone that is new to a website or online game, mainly used by idiots who have nothing better to do than play Warcraft or RuneScape.
"Last night on RuneScape, I was totally poning some idiot noobies that didn't even know how to chop wood.
by ******** May 09, 2006
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n. Norwegian expression for an annoyingly stupid and/or lame person.
by Pøning1 July 18, 2021
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