A word rhyming with lonely, it means when you are not in the company of a "special" friend of the opposite sex.
Goodness, I'm so ponely
Tell me about it, ponely is my middle name.
by Becaww October 19, 2009
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Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.

They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.

It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
Pones is my OTP! It's my favourite slash pairing ever!
by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009
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To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.
I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
by blackholedying August 18, 2008
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Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.
10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck
by ItAiNmTOSCA September 21, 2008
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A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).
"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."
by Mistress Q February 06, 2008
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