The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.

To ponder/memorize something

A new word used in the Oct. 2015 general conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Elder Devin Durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. Ponderize appears to be a combination of the words "ponder" and "memorize." Ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. Whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.