This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend
Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit
by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018
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A popular car drove around Portsmouth by girls named Stacey… usually with sweeties in the glove box (wink wink wink)
Hey I’ve met a girl at the weekend and she is totally a Pompey corsa, I don’t know what to do!
by Banana88mph September 01, 2021
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