To skin a sheep alive while throwing cheese at a dwarf, a common game in Ireland introduced in the late 1800's when leprechauns were locked in a violent struggle with the dwarfs of the north.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.