Éloïse’s Flower Pollen

Éloïse’s flower pollen refers to the brown discharge that comes out of her Nose, Nipples and Vagina shortly after Self-Cutting Bangs.

(John) “ Oh my god I can not believe it”
(Samanata) “What is it Johnny boy?”
(John) “I just got Éloïse’s Flower Pollen all over my leg!!!”

by RealNIggEr October 27, 2021

Pollen

Flower genital lint.

The bee took pollen from one flower to another as it pollinated the flower garden.

by YomommaB April 16, 2021

Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all

Have you had Graham's maw's pollen

by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019

Pollen Fever

A feeling that is close to being sick, that happens during spring. Kelly is a hoe

I has pollen fever fam

by xXFamSquadXx March 14, 2018

box pollen

Slang term for a yeast infection

"Yo, did you sleep with Janis?"

"Nahh dude she's got a bad case of the box pollen."

by Krustwad May 15, 2018

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday April 8, 2016