A feeling that is close to being sick, that happens during spring. Kelly is a hoe
by xXFamSquadXx March 13, 2018
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the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.
bless the man, he's pollen-floating.
by jediaelthepeel May 04, 2020
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When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.
by Brodg10 May 02, 2010
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Commonly confused with a pollen tropic storm. This refers to the amount of pollen needed to cover your deck or car.
"Damn, even though our deck is such a disgusting baby puke green color it's even more gross with this pollen tsunami on it..."
by etip May 13, 2015
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Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.
"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~
by Steve Tuesday April 08, 2016
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"Yo, did you sleep with Janis?"

"Nahh dude she's got a bad case of the box pollen."
by Krustwad May 15, 2018
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Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all
Have you had Graham's maw's pollen
by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019
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