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Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
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Origin: A utilization of the traditionally defined 'politic' made popular by the Wu Tang Clan in the early '90's.

Definition: 1. to handle business or professional matters. / 2. to socialize for personal or professional gain
A: Yo son, you wanna come puff on a blunt?
B: I gotta stop by my lawyer's office n politic for a minute but I'll get at you after.

A: You wanna go out tonight or just chill in the cut?
B: I'm gonna go out downtown to politic with some cats n get my name out there, maybe even shop the demo.
by Raekwon-Webster November 23, 2009
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Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.

Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Politics in a nutshell.
by Calcon February 10, 2012
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Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed
politics is raping you up the bunghole
by fuck the NWO October 07, 2005
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