Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.
Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Politics in a nutshell.
by Calcon February 10, 2012
Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 01, 2010
Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned
"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
by Brianne1979 January 04, 2006
by Jonno8825 January 02, 2009
A messed up system up electing people to lead an entire country when almost half the population doesn't even vote.
I wish a presidential candidate would tell everyone he wouldn't do anything in office...Then nothing wrong could really happen. Stupid politics...
by alvoter September 17, 2012
Origin: A utilization of the traditionally defined 'politic' made popular by the Wu Tang Clan in the early '90's.
Definition: 1. to handle business or professional matters. / 2. to socialize for personal or professional gain
Definition: 1. to handle business or professional matters. / 2. to socialize for personal or professional gain
A: Yo son, you wanna come puff on a blunt?
B: I gotta stop by my lawyer's office n politic for a minute but I'll get at you after.
A: You wanna go out tonight or just chill in the cut?
B: I'm gonna go out downtown to politic with some cats n get my name out there, maybe even shop the demo.
B: I gotta stop by my lawyer's office n politic for a minute but I'll get at you after.
A: You wanna go out tonight or just chill in the cut?
B: I'm gonna go out downtown to politic with some cats n get my name out there, maybe even shop the demo.
by Raekwon-Webster November 23, 2009