When we went on our date, he was ever so politeful and it seemed rude 'not to' so I bent over and let him kiss my ass
by Kateisms February 14, 2014
by Pshaw May 16, 2005
The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies
by ZQ December 09, 2005
life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
by fock you assholes March 04, 2006
by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008
Poli: Many
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Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
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= Many bloodsucking creatures.
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Tic(k)s: Bloodsucking creatures.
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= Many bloodsucking creatures.
Why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? See George Bush.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
by Murdoch September 19, 2003