To gather a group of 6 - 8 naked - eastern european men in a room that is no larger than 6 foot x 6 foot and is windowless. Occupants of said room then from a circle in which they are positioned one behind another. The aforementioned men then grip the nutsack of the man to their front (using right hand) and use left hand to collect fresh shit from their own poophole. The man who succumbs to the pain of nutsack squezzing first must then consume the shit of all others using only a bendy straw.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.