you think shes a basket weaver now, you should see her if she's missed the bi-polar plane.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

My cat is actually un-polar today. Usually she is bi-polar.

Todd was living with his mother and two sisters, and they had great vaginal polarity, at least two of them were always on their periods.

By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.

Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.

Guy1: Did you see The Polar Grizzlies last night?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(