A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
by Kahdlibber October 08, 2017
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by Bill Donovan November 03, 2006
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people about to have sex
Girl: babe want to go swimming in pussy?
Guy: hey lemme jump in!
Girl:Nah baby do the Polar Plunge!!
Guy: ALRIGHT!!
Girl: babe want to go swimming in pussy?
Guy: hey lemme jump in!
Girl:Nah baby do the Polar Plunge!!
Guy: ALRIGHT!!
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by Polar 💩 bear September 26, 2017
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A typically overweight adult male that refuses to wear anything but shorts, no matter the outdoor temperature.
Look at this guy. It’s December at a Patriots tailgate in Foxboro and this fuckin guy has shorts on. What a polar bro.
by StudsUp December 03, 2020
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by DarkMikeyP December 15, 2012
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what are we doing following this ice beaner?
Eskimos are good for nothing, i payed one to give me a blow job once.
all she did was rub her nose against my dick for 45 minutes, god damn polar gooks.
Eskimos are good for nothing, i payed one to give me a blow job once.
all she did was rub her nose against my dick for 45 minutes, god damn polar gooks.
by Videodrone May 14, 2011
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