According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.

See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale

Fat white girls.

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.

A big gay white dude. Perferably Russian.

A bear that is actually black but has white fur. Yes, if you shaved a polar bear, he would have black skin. That's why his nose is also black.

Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.

Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the antarctic.

Never cuddle a Polar bear because he will eat you.

When a group of males form a circle and have an inflatable polar bear animal, and to fill it they must all ejaculate into it until it is completely filled. After the polar bear is inflated with semen the person who ejaculated the least amount will be required to belly flop onto it causing to burst semen all over their chest.

An obese or overweight white person