Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

a man so obsessed with golf and port jervis he does not realize he says the same sayings over and over again. and that golf and port jervis sucks. he also goes out of his way to be a complete and total dick to every one of his students. that's when the fit hit the shan

someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.

uses same jokes over and over again and is the only one to laugh at them each time (including the first time). aka Tom Rogers