Poko Poko is the art of training a peacock to violently peck at a human's private area. Poko Poko masters can simply shout "Poko poko!" and any peacocks within a 31 mile radius will immediately flock to the master and attack the intended target.
Peter: "Bertie I HATE YOU!!!"
Bertie: "Poko poko!"

*fourteen peacocks appear and peck Peter. Peter required 16 stitches and a new arm*

by Lee Price May 08, 2008
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Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.
I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016
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Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.
I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016
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Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.
I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.
by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016
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