by daddyrealness June 27, 2020
"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "
by Nerdgasm March 01, 2016
by Special Zero December 16, 2019
An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.
Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.
by Bartolona August 13, 2018
Opposite of a weenis (your elbow skin), the weegina is on the other side where your arm creases when you bend it.
Me: lol i just touched your weenis!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!
by Letsgetdangerous90 August 24, 2021
When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 14, 2014
King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.
by JiggleB November 11, 2016