Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

A game played by two individuals at a time. The two contestants must be facing eachother with an erection, then walk towards eachother until one is poked by the other persons penis. The purpose of the game is to find out who has the larger/longer penis. Usually played with people that have about the same penis length.